CHUCK NORRIS

Im sure you all know the Legend Chuck Norris!

1 ) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

2) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

3) The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

4) There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

5) Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

6) There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.

7) A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

8) Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

9) If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

10) French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

RANDOM FACTS

RANDOM ANIMAL FACTS

1) Spotted skunks do handstands before they spray.

1) A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.

3) Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.

4) A pig in Japan says "moo-moo".

5) India has about 50 million monkeys.

6) On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.

7) Gorillas sleep as much as fourteen hours per day.

8) The female lion does ninety percent of the hunting.

9) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

10) Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.


DID YOU KNOW

1) Did You Know, Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

2) Did You Know, The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

3) Did You Know, 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4) Did You Know, TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

5) Did You Know, Butterflies taste with their feet.

6) Did You Know, Coca-Cola was originally green.

7) Did You know, If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.